Bear Gerbil

1/3 @NonFunGerbils @stina_jones When #BearGerbil came out to play the bulls decided to stay away. The sudden ferocity of this cuddly bear, meant many choose to keep their distance and stare. When is it safe to return, do I need to see an ascending triangle pattern as not to burn? 2/3 While #CryptoWinter was indeed a harsher place, those with a passion saw it as a correction in an otherwise long race. BearGerbil was seasoned enough to know, there were plenty of good projects buried not too deep under the snow. 3/3 Time to fill my honey pot and get back to sleep, when I wake I'm sure I'll have more to eat! 🍯🐻🐹

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1/5 @NonFunGerbils @stina_jones #beargerbil In the deepest of wood, Mr Bear Gerbil stood A pessimist, all doom, surrounded by gloom Night was soon falling, darkness was calling 2/5 When out of nowhere, came a voice “Mr Bear…” Then came a bright light, he jumped out of fright! How much glare could this Bear Gerbil bear? 3/5 But he needn’t have fear, that voice was all cheer: “Algobot is my name, fortune telling my game Bear market no more, kiss goodbye to the floor” 4/5 With a toot and some thrust, Algobot turned to dust Bear Gerbil did scream, was this all just a dream? But that very next day, Algobot’s words came into play 5/5 The markets looked great, everyone was an ape! Bear Gerbil did roar, as he checked out the floor: “My heart is now full, from now on I’m the BULL…”

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Bear-gerbil looks around,🐹 Ger-Bull has been on a good run.:logobulls: “It’s time” he growls under his breath, Let’s make sure Ger-Bulls run is done! As they celebrate the all time high, :partyblobcat: Bear-gerbil starts a big landslide, 📉 The numbers all come crashing down, Ger-Bull’s will had been DiFi’d. Now it’s time to hibernate and rest, 💤 Before he settles down into his little cave, He gathers, collects and buys the dip. Then he will hodl and be brave. :strongflex:

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1/2 It's larger than life, this #BearGerbil. And true to its name, this girl has a growl that will curl your toes. But many people don’t realize that 1559 decibels of her bark actually happen in the unheard ultrasound range, giving this bear quiet hidden power. 2/2 And in August, she rolls over from her beary summer nap sated on NFT grubs, and we see she was only a bear cub who has 50x still to grow. But her slumber has also revealed a change, an evolution, of this cub into Chiroptera Gerbil with wings of fire, burning gwei in her wake.

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1/4 @NonFunGerbils @stina_jones #BearGerbil is a very unique bear. Not very tall, most people know she is short compared to other bears. Everyone thinks of her as being evil! 2/4 There are urban legends that involve her setting up dinners on Friday nights with red candlesticks, bringing everyone down the bear hole. 3/4 Luckily she is afraid of a few things. She scared of bigger animals especially the bulls. Seeing a bull coming at her is her greatest fear! And, oh god, she hates green so much. 4/4 So next time you meet her you know what to do. Put on your green t-shirt with a bull on the front and she's gonna run miles away!

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The #BearGerbil tried to open his eyes. It was painful, sun was so bright on the sky. He tried to breath, but the air was scorching hot. He dragged himself back to his bed, cryptowinter was definetly not over yet, time to sleep some more. @NonFunGerbils @stina_jones

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"Patience" whispered the little #BearGerbil. Repeated so frequently, it became a mantra. The seeds of opportunity are always waiting to be found, especially for those gerbils who know where to look.

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The bear gerbil woke from his slumber and strolled out of his cave. He walked to the closest tree and saw a hive of honey hanging high. Onsight, he speedily raised his paw, held out his claws and powerfully stuck down on the tree. The hive started to fall from its height with every blow. But with every blow, he woke more and more bull bees. One by one, the bull bees fought off the bear gerbil and brought the hive back up to new heights.

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