Elon Gerbil

#ElonGerbil has big dreams, There's more to him that Doge in memes. When he was just a gerbil pup, He decided the best direction was up. Travels tunnels at Mach five, Might be the smartest Gerbil alive.With his laced up little cyborg brain, He could be anything but Mundane. Only eats with a silver spoon, He has no plans to stop at the Moon. He showed us how he linked the stars, Now we're heading off to Mars

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@NonFunGerbils #ElonGerbil @NonFunGerbils Elon is an Hamster. He pretends he is a Gerbil. Elon makes toasters. He pretends they are super galactic rockets Elon has some funny mental issues. He pretends he is a Genius Elon is in fact Leon - It was far less fun. We love Elon <3

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@NonFunGerbils He's done it all, electric gerbil wheel, check; tiny flamethrowers, check; gerbilNet Matrix, check! While most gerbils wait for the moon, #ElonGerbil takes it a step further and goes Mars! This gerbil has lofty aspirations, so lofty; he needs rockets to reach them.

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@NonFunGerbils #ElonGerbil is quite mad He hasn't slept the last decade As he eats his radioactive cheese he says: "For me it is rather clear; I need my brain to be nuclear!" @NonFunGerbils

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1/4 @NonFunGerbils @elonmusk #ElonGerbil is the ultimate meme of an idle game came to life. Short walkthrough: Level #1: Tap tap tap, microtransactions becoming bigger and bigger. You got it pal, pay pay pay and let's sell and get to level 2. 2/4 Level #2: Four wheels and a dummy car, lets make this thing go faster! No fuel can do this lets switch to electricity. Level #3: Ramp up this thing, sell to everyone in the world one. From hand crafted to giga factories, Not selling this one, show me level four. 3/4 Level #4: Chase the sun, build more roofs, collect the energy to conquer the universe. Store as much as you can! Level #5: Dig the earth, keep digging and digging. Improve that space-time travel! 4/4 Level #6: Time to expand to the universe! Mars is ours lets send a dog in a car as a test mission! . . . Level ∞: Oops simulation ended, rebooting!

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1/2 @NonFunGerbils #ElonGerbil He pays more in alimony than most gerbils will ever see. Both his car and his truck run carbon emission free. He makes up for this, however, when launching rockets into space. Doing what NASA said was impossible and rubbing it in their face. 2/2 His influence and power are much more than they might seem. #ElonGerbil can tilt the entire stock market, by tweeting a single meme. Never before has a Gerbil surprised me so many times, But never so much as when he put a ring on Grimes. -Walshy

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1/3 @NonFunGerbils #elongerbil It was the year 2050. @elonmusk would be welcoming his 110th born in the coming days. Another boy. He had run out of numbers and was searching for inspiration for the chosen name. He walked to his spaceship to access the twitterverse from Mars. 2/3 Twitter was on fire. @NonFunGerbils trending. The first Genesis Gerbil had broken every record before it in the Christies auction. It was a sign. Three days later Elon made contact with Earth. 3/3 „Earthlings behold: our 110th boy arrived on Planet Mars this morning. Master Musk is named after the great NFT pioneer that went before him. Welcome baby Elon Gerbil.“

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@NonFunGerbils #ElonGerbil is a mastermind, very fond of humankind. Electricity is a his expertise, in fast cars that you can lease. #ElonGerbil ventures to space, but stays grounded and knows his place. Do you know him? Because he knows you. A modern day Santa, without the suit.

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1/2 @NonFunGerbils #ElonGerbil has called GerBill Gates yet again. 'Elon, for the hundredth time. I'm well aware you overtook me on the world's richest list. Now if you don't mind I need to get back to some very important charity work' A pause. 2/2 'Elon, you know very well I don't have any rocket ships' Another pause. 'No Elon, my computer operating systems do not "smell of poo". Do grow up, you're 49 years old. I'm hanging up now Elon. Goodbye.' 10 minutes later the phone rings again. Bill sighs and shakes his head

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@NonFunGerbils #ElonGerbil is a mysterious mad scientist. He builds a spaceship to Mars. He creates POAP and gave to his species, asked them to head to POAP FUN to win a seat on the spaceship.

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@NonFunGerbils So now he's changed his name to #ElonGerbil ? Removed the "M" in front of elon? This is the photo of him before he was famous, I took it from behind

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1/2 In a world of standardized gerbil wheels, #ElonGerbil dared to be different. Never satisfied with just monetary gains, ElonGerbil chose to push the limits of space and time. Lifting off in South Africa and settling in Silicon Valley, ElonGerbil plotted his trips to Mars. 2/2 Never one to disappoint his ever-growing legion of Gerbil followers, #ElonGerbil created The Boring Company. To which on the release of the ‘not a flamethrower’ he decried, “let there be light”!

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#ElonGirbil is a wizard who has many feats. He also provides his patrons with amazing treats. SpaceX, Tesla and Paypal to name a few, he is one of the few 21st century geniuses, you know that’s true. @NonFunGerbils

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1/2 Far inside the asteroid belt in space long gone are the days of mars. Where a few scifi gerbils now live inside the catacombs of the Asteroid Nars. One gerbil sticks his head out into the matter to see a floating neural link. Something of greater 2/2 wonder. He paws and claims to bring it down the catacomb lanes. He thrusts it up as he breathes in space dust “GOT IT.” He plugs it in and sits in the predestined chair, his paw hits the upload key now he has become The first Elon Gerbil heir. - Yungshow

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Secret code baby names & twisting whiskers with stars - Rumors about #ElonGerbil move faster than Tesla cars. Doge and bitcoin alike, envied by plebs conversing at bars To the moon the plebs say - but they all wrong, target's Mars!

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1/3 @NonFunGerbils #ElonGerbil grew up with big dreams, and developed magical powers to realize those dreams. He came to be able to manifest reality just by Tweeting a word or two. He would Tweet things like "gaming monkey" just to test the limits of his powers. There were none. 2/3 Eventually all the pieces for his master plan were in place. He Tweeted "NFTs to the Moon", and a rocket launched carrying a of 9 flamethrower NFTs, 5 electric space trucks, 3 boring drills, and a 1/1 elated Gerbil... but he forgot to point his internet satellites at Luna! 3/3 Epilogue: Now #ElonGerbil performs ridiculous low gravity tricks in a series of tunnels on the moon, subsisting on flambéd tokenized cheese, but daily he curses the #failwhale he sees on his phone every time finds he has no way to Tweet and so no way to escape. Oops.

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#ElonGerbil is a brilliant gerbil who is developing new technologies for all of gerbil-kind. Sometimes other gerbils doubt him but they often eat their words! @NonFunGerbils

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1/2 @NonFunGerbils there's a small town in South Texas called Boca Chica where they launch rockets and the curious #ElonGerbils are always gathering rations in their tiny pockets 2/2 to eventually one day go very far away to a place they have never encountered before and be the first @NonFunGerbils to pass through the space door

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