Fondue Gerbil

2/7 - Fiona was a sweet mild mannered Gerbil who lived a carefree life at No. 23 Sugerlane Road, London. Her owners were Mr and Mrs Brown (wait is Snail stealing this from Paddington Bear 🐻.....😮🐌 👀) 3/7 - Anyway, one day Mr and Mrs Brown were having a small 70’s themed party 🎈 The evening of the party arrived and Fiona was placed safely on top of a bookcase above the Fondue Set. But alas Mr Brown’s hand caught the cage catch without him noticing. 4/7 - Whilst everyone was dancing, Fiona crawled out of the cage and fell into the Fondue with a spoosh. ‘Quick’ cried Mrs Brown - Mr Brown pulled poor Fiona out by her tail. She was covered in cheese fondue from head to tail. 🧀🤭🐹 5/7 - To everyone’s relief Fiona was in shock, but overall fine. Or was she... Later that evening, whilst the Brown’s were asleep, Fiona woke up in a sweat. A transformation had happen....Her DNA 🧬 had completely change.. (this is basically just Spider-Man now isn’t it...🐌👀 6/7 - Fiona had changed into #FondueGerbil, able to melt cheese 🧀 and turn slowly in a circle ⭕️. A new superhero was born. Fighting the injustice of British cheese and plain hard cheeses everywhere. 7/7 - I’m sorry 😞 I just wanted a Gerbil NFT. @NonFunGerbils made me do this. Direct complaints to them. 😐🐌

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1/2 #superherogerbil #gasgerbil Everyone let out a sigh, Why oh why was gas so high? The clouds lingered, our mood was grim, It was looking like the miners would win. Out of nowhere he appeared to the masses Before us stood the gerbil of gasses! 2/2 "My gas is pure gold, a gift of from above, I will fuel the network - let's share the love." Artists and collectors came forth to rejoice Gas Gerbil, our hero - the only choice!

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@NonFunGerbils @Lelapinmignon The humans are overcome with sorrow after an apocalyptic event. Everyone is depressed & listless and suddenly our super hero gerbil takes flight going round & round the globe to release love & joy upon everyone & restoring humans to being joyful thus restoring the planet ❤

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@NonFunGerbils An open sea dwelling rodent of considerable wisdom, Scaly Gerbil effortlessly flowed between metaverses of Hopium. Scaly's notoriety came from his solution to The Great Congestion. When Scaly decried to his furry followers, "Be water, my friend". #SuperHeroGerbil

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1/4 @NonFunGerbils #SuperHeroGerbil #CaptainBotSlayer He was just a regular gerbil. He had a 9-5, insecurities and fears just like all the other gerbils. After his weekly grind, he enjoyed collecting moments on #NBATopShot and #NFTs from across the #Metaverse. One day however, 2/4 everything would change. A highly anticipated NFT that he had his eyes on for months was sold out within a microsecond of the scheduled drop time. This was the third time this had happened to him that week. He was filled with so much rage that he began to tremble. "Cursed bots", 3/4 he thought to himself. He didn't know it at the time, but a transformation was taking place. His intense anger was changing his genetic make-up. He looked down at his hands and realized that something was transpiring. He ran to the mirror and screamed in horror at what he saw. 4/4 For he had become who we all know today as #CaptainBotSlayer. The genetic mutation that had taken place in his fit of rage gave him the ability destroy the wretched bots that had once plagued him in his days of NFT collecting. #CaptainBotSlayer to the rescue!

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1/5 @NonFunGerbils #superherogerbil #ivanstenthegerbil IvanSten the Gerbil was a meek farmers son, in a place where everything was taken from. At night he would sneak away to find hope in his beloved Doe, Elsa. Until one day Elsa fought the vile lust of the “Evil King’s” hand. 2/5 Hearing of her capture, feeling the despair in his borough’s long-suffering eyes, he set out to ask the mythic “Magic Mole” for just one ancestor’s ancient prize. The Magic Mole granted the prize as he chanted & uttered the ancient words... Ger Ving Ger. 3/5 Ivansten looked in folly unaware what would take precedent next. Granted the ability to ‘freeze in cheese’ Ivansten dropped to his knees in gratitude. The holy gerbil voice spoke, “fight well my stead” “fight for the righteous” 4/5 Sneaking into the gaudy courts of the “Evil King”. IvanSten fought like a warrior poet that “Great Day”. Lore has it that this meek farmers son from JotunSten, that never tried the sweet delicacies of life, froze everything that stood blockading his way in cheese without taking 5/5 ..... a single nib. His great gerbil gallantry that day spread from the borough of Jotensten all the way to far edges of time. He won his family's freedom, he fought for Elsa, and he became more than folklore. He became a gerbil superhero. Fin #LongLiveIvansten

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1/6 @NonFunGerbils #SuperHeroGerbil #NoMoSnoGerbil Meet #NoMoSnoGerbil, everyone’s wintertime friend, He grew up in the cold plains of Montana, that to most is a dead end. Raised through winter storms, and born in a block of ice, NoMoSnoGerbil was expected to be not very nice. 2/6 However, this was not the case, #NoMoSnoGerbil only wanted to help others, he was very active in the Discord, and considered everyone his brothers. It was Winter of '21, and a mighty storm swept through Southern U.S., a place where many have never seen snow, 3/6 causing quite a stress. Power outages ran rampant, and homes were freezing cold, too many tragic stories to read, may God rest their souls. We will never forget these people, #NoMoSnoGerbil was a mess, he knew he had to do something, and he was going to do his best. 4/6 He was born in snow, and could move it faster than anyone, so #NoMoSnoGerbil left Montana, with just a shovel and some mittens on. #NoMoSnoGerbil labored away for days at a time, until eventually #NoMoSnoGerbil started to see snow on the decline. 5/6 The ground now was visible, and the power slowly came back on, many wondered who this mysterious hero was, but the hero was long gone. See, #NoMoSnoGerbil needed no recognition, nor desired any fame, He left each town right after, without as much as leaving his name. 6/6 He knew in his heart, he had helped so many faces, and was blessed enough to have visited some very different places. So the legend goes on, of the selfless #NoMoSnoGerbil, and only asks one thing, that you help in this world.

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1/3 @NonFunGerbils -Hey #SuperHeroGerbil, what's your super power? -I read fast, really fast. -How fast is really fast? -Let's say I can read and fully understand about 45000 letters every 13 seconds. -Oh wow that's fast but what can you really do with such super power? 2/3 -Well listen my friend, suppose you are cutting trees in dark forest with thousands of trees. You only want to pick the best ones. But you know that someone knows which trees are the best and writes this information in his 45K textbook that I'm able to read super fast. 3/3 So fast that I can choose to bring a better chainsaw to this fight and cut the tree faster than him. That's my superpower! #SuperHeroGerbil #frontRunning #ethMempoolIsADarkForest

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1/4 @NonFunGerbils #superherogerbil #supersparklegerbil The world is made up of all sorts of gerbils - heroes, villains and a spectrum comprised mostly of an unremarkable grey furry blur in between. Mostly, anyway. As with everything else in the world, there are some exceptions. 2/4 For example: #supersparklegerbil ! ⚡️Powers include: ⚡️ ✨neverending sparkle supply, great for adding decorative flare and also blinding trolls 😠deathy-ist death glare that can only ever be seen once 3/4 💖 nauseating optimism and faith in gerbil-kind ✨💣 moar glitter bombs, for good measure! ☠️exceptionally skilled at killing houseplants, booping bots and squelching spammers 4/4 😜 sass. so much sass. Are these the powers of a superhero or a villain? Look, sometimes the lines blur a bit and no one likes a judgemental jerboa. She's got a flowy cape, just roll with it.

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@NonFunGerbils @Lelapinmignon Name: SuperCryptoG Bio: Fighter of the Crypto Meta Crime with his Superfast Transaction Speed he can attack at Fast Ether Speed but needs to work in the NonGerbals Discord as Mr Gerbil Kent to pay his Tx Gas bills #gerbilname @NonFunGerbils

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@NonFunGerbils 1/2 @NonFunGerbils #SuperHeroGerbil #Gerbilla - Roams the wastes of the NFT lands after the great demise when Corpobankatron tried to take over the land and the Cryptopunks fought back. The land was scarred forever and scattered NFTs came together

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@NonFunGerbils @Lelapinmignon My #SuperheroGerbil Meet #SpinelessGerbil! Able to heroically squeeze into—and cowardly squeeze out of!—any tight situation, but still unable to stand up to his overbearing @NonFunGerbils father. h/t to @GregProops: https://t.co/PD83PlMJDt FunFact™️ that was me in the audience

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@NonFunGerbils @NonFunGerbils #superherogerbil #spaget is a gerbil whose tail is made of spaghetti and it never stops growing. he also sounds like bob saget. his cheeks contain meatballs he can spit out at enemies.

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@NonFunGerbils @NonFunGerbils @Alanfalcon #SuperHeroGerbil #HybridFungibleGerbil can run non-stop for 25 miles on dried seeds and 640 miles on the rest of his tank.

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@NonFunGerbils Ultra Shockwave the #SuperHeroGerbil proudly protects the @NonFunGerbils network of burrows from Dr. Duplicate and the Mad Block-Fungir. Ultra might be small but villains are no match for his thunderous stomp & sonic squeak. #UltraShockwave 🐭

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@NonFunGerbils ! @NonFunGerbils #SuperHeroGerbil #HerbalFitzgerbil - Has the power of writing poetic sentences that when read heal the reader's ailments w/intoxicating effects like being drunk or stoned! #NFT #NFTs

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@NonFunGerbils #SuperHeroGerbils #SuperLoot dropped out of his crate and onto the streets of NJ as a child. SuperLoot made a name for himself in 90's Hampsta rap.

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@NonFunGerbils @NonFunGerbils #SuperHeroGerbil SuperSaiyanGerbil has the power of a spirit bomb, which allows you to borrow energy from grass and trees, from people and animals, from inanimate objects and the atmosphere.. to unleash enough power to destroy a small planet

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@NonFunGerbils @NonFunGerbils #SuperHeroGerbil #WhiskerIsled ability to think of witty retorts is so speedy, he is always awkwardly interrupting before his opponent has finished speaking.

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@NonFunGerbils @NonFunGerbils #SuperHeroGerbils Xander the Overlander Bearing legs thick as trees, Xander the Overlander has the ability to cross any terrain he faces.

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@NonFunGerbils @NonFunGerbils #SuperHeroGerbil #DupliGerbil can right click and save NFTs and sell them for a high price

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@NonFunGerbils @NonFunGerbils #SuperHeroGerbil A new hero arises! Welcome a hero named #JackBlack - gerbil who gets power from the sunlight.

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@NonFunGerbils #superherogerbil & #SuperBellyGerbil ... bottomless pit? Lol

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@NonFunGerbils @NonFunGerbils #SuperHeroGerbil A new hero arises! Welcome a #BatGerbil - gerbil who wears a black costume and helps citizens of Gerbilham city. You can summon him by shining a flashlight into the sky.

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1/2 @NonFunGerbils The #SuperHeroGerbil you know Have a bit of everything you ever wished for The sweets, the dreams, the rainbows and the unicorn The ability to stop the bots grabbing your favorite nft just before you 2/2 He make the defi sharks fall alseep, making gas affordable. With a swing of the wand everyone is kind, all toxic complaint gone by the wind oh, I need this #SuperHeroGerbil here right now The #NFTFairyGerbil, that's the one I wait for.

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@NonFunGerbils @NonFunGerbils #SuperHeroGerbil #BelligerentGerbil The rodent with the anger affinity. The gerbil uses all of his rage to fight all the bears and bulls of this market.

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#TheWhiskeredShadow #SuperHeroGerbil He stands in the rain, cloaked, hooded. The roof overlooking a deserted alley. The time well after midnight. In the distance just visible, the Statue of Liberty Gerbil mocks the sense of freedom he's never felt. Riches yes. Power also, but alone, always alone. Closer to the lowlifes he's sworn to purge from the streets than to any so-called friends. Pain and fear grip him again as hazy memories of his parents swim into view. His parents, killed by a cryptocat. A Cat Woman. She had gotten into their cage somehow. Allowed in maybe?...But by whom? Earlier, the gloomy night was briefly lit by the glow of a gerbil shaped silhouette passing slowly across the sky. His signal. When was the last time I even smiled? he thought as one paw touched, through habit the outline of the concealed blade. The weapon, one of six he carried shaped to resemble himself in cold steel. A noise! Ears and whiskers prick up. The creature he's been waiting for finally opens a rusty back door and steps into the foggy alley. The creature who has only minutes to live. From his utility belt, he attaches a small grappling hook to a smoking chimney and gently abseils down the side of the building…. Inverted. His prey, sensing something, turns and is faced with....with what? With Justice. Or is it Vengeance? A scream doesn't come, only realisation that the end is close. The blade moves silently, stopping at a pulsing jugular. He manages 3 whispered words. 'Who are you?' A pause. 'I'm #TheWhiskeredShadow' breathes a husky voice, low and gravelly from lack of use. Duty and justice served he silently disappears back into the night.

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