The Gerbil of Wall Street

#TheGerbilofWallStreet Since trading penny stocks, racking up commissions #TheGerbilofWallStreet is increasing his positions. BTC! he was an early adopter Now he's flying to the office in a mini helicopter. Etherium delirium he got in on that too so it's Rolex on his wrist and paws in Jimmy Choo. He's flipped more times than Pranksy, he's a true OG He even schooled Whaleshark on how to NFT. The party in his Metamask wallet is jumping Higher than the moon with his Alts a pumping. He's running with the bulls can't bear to be a bear So pay some respect to this gerbil Billionaire

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@NonFunGerbils Welcome to the stage! (In my Mic Buff voice) The most illustrious of them all!Traveling farther than Fievel from the east! Eating more delectably than Remy in Paris! Solving more problems than Stuart! Introducing! The Renaissance Rodent of ALL-TIME!! #TheGerbilofWallStreet

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1/3 He planned requital for the fiat-leader’s ruin In days thereafter, to Goldman the wretched Becoming an enemy. JPMorgan's son then Went with a war-troop o’er the wide-stretching currents With day-traders and algorithms: the CEO’s crown he took. 2/3 Gerbilwulf has been preserved through many perils. So he came off uninjured from all of his battles, Perilous fights, offspring of Hamilton, From his deeds of daring, till that day most momentous When he fate-driven fared to fight with the blockchain. 3/3 ’Twas a feeless fight, finished in malice... Sad to his spirit; the fiat-prince however Had to part from existence with vengeance untaken. The byzantine-waves burning: from his bosom departed His soul to seek the crypto ones’ glory. —Gerbilwulf, #thegerbilofwallstreet

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1/4 #TheGerbilofWallStreet A year ago We had so much fun with Math and Word Just playing around minting for fun But then these serious finance people came around and destroyed our playground They made it into Wallstreet 2/4 I watch #TheGerbilofWallStreet in his nice suit Firing up the DeFi bots Eating up the free space in the blocks With a fork and a knife, they eat high gwei 3/4 he Ethereum price rockets aim for the moon with the army of #TheGerbilofWallStreet 's firing up their sigars watching the fireworks... 4/4 And I jump into the game for Flow the baby Cadence, a hope for fun? The beautiful art that touched my heart the #TheGerbilofWallStreet ate it all With the moon left behind, they aim for the stars 5/4 For reference: Project mentioned in this very abstract piece of poetry are: Math: https://opensea.io/collection/math Word: https://opensea.io/collection/word Flow @flowblockchain Cadence: https://docs.onflow.org/cadence/tutorial/00-introduction/

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@NonFunGerbils Behold, the tails - both the long and short of the #GerbilofWallStreet and hamster, Cheeks The trades and the schemes, as goes the report based on shady dealings and secretive leaks Ever more infamous, in word and in deed Their operation went bust when Cheeks swallowed the seed

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WANTED: GERBIL OF WALL STREET A pointy face lights up Times Square The Feds were moving in The rodent's time was up they said That gerbil would never win! His last trade was a gamble he had nothing left to lose US Dollar to Bitcoin was the trade Blockchain he did choose. He rubbed his little hands together Finally, I had won! But this not-so-clever creature Hadn't realised what he'd done. Upon opening his wallet they'd given him a phrase but good old Gerbil of Wall Street had been in such a haze. He'd thrown away a mix of words Not realising their worth and today he sits alone and poor still unable to open that purse!

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Ding, ding, ding! For #TheGerbilofWallStreet Money never sleeps. From the opening bell to the final hour, he grinds – permanently seeking alpha. He doesn’t care if the market goes up or down; he switches long and short. It’s just a process. He smiles at the self-fulfilling TA guys with their swings, waves and fibos. He laughs at all commentators that are part of the fraud. And quietly banks his profits. He’s been on the street long enough to know what happens when the music (and the brrrrrrr)stops. And that this day will come. And yes, secretly he will enjoy dumping on the retail robin hoodies that haven’t experienced a real crash. But somethings different. He knows this game is almost up. He’s been stacking and HODLing bitcoins for years and years – the ultimate trade to end all trades. Still when all the dirty fiat loses it’s meaning and Wall Street is just another museum in NYC… He won’t be happy. He won’t stop. He can’t stop. There is no end. No final number. Just the greed. This is all he knows.

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#GerbilofWallStreet the real celebrity of stonks! The best friend of Robin Hood, the ultimate wolf hunter in the dark forest. He's got the power, he's got the guns, he's got the 100x leverage to liquidate everyone at his will. Once he sneezes huge candles appear, trading view goes meow. He holds the keys of the biggest vault. Let him trade, don't go close!

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