ICO Gerbil

1/5 Chad was a boy gerbil She was a girl gerbil Can I make it any more obvious? He was a cypherpunk Karen was her sobriquet What more can I say? 2/5 She wanted him He'd never tell Secretly he wanted her as well But all of his friends Stuck up their nose They had a problem with her trendy clothes 3/5 She was a VSCO girl He said, "see you later, girl" Her gains weren't good enough for him His charts promised moon He maintained it was coming soon He needed to come back down to earth 4/5 Five years from now He sits at home Clicking on Reddit, he's all alone He checks the front page And what do you know Karen's got an ICO 5/5 He calls up his friends They've already seen And they've all got scripts to buy in He gets in too Joins with the crowd Pays the ICO Gerbil that he turned down

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@NonFunGerbils Cat was after Gerbil as she was very hungry so smart Gerbil decided to launch #ICOgerbil to satisfy all the cats hunger

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1/3 @NonFunGerbils Entrepreneur gerbil had a vision. Her Immediate Cage Opulence service would provide rodents everywhere with Virtual Reality goggles that made their cages look like palaces. But she had a problem... no doglars, or any other "normal" money. 2/3 Frustrated by the rejections of Venture Catapalists, Entrepreneur gerbil got online and invented a gerbil based currency, G Coin. 3/3 After a lot of excitement about G Coin, Entrepreneur gerbil realised that people were accepting a lot of Doglars for her G coins, exchanged enough to do up her own cage and got out of the VR business. She is now known as #ICOGerbil. #nonfungerbils

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@NonFunGerbils #ICOGerbil made his first $1M by being an ERC-20 pioneer. He minted 1M of GerbilCoin and sold one of them to #FOMOGerbil for $1. He then forked it into GerbilCoin Classic, GerbilCoin Gold, GerbilCoin Cash and GerbilCoin Gerbil - bringing his net worth to $5M (1/3) Now an expert in the space, an angel VC, and a regularly sought after pundit on GNN, #ICOGerbil proved himself to be a visionary once again by launching an eco-friendly coin, GerbilCoin Connect, with a mining algorithm powered by gerbils on treadmills. (2/3) Sadly, the ill-fated project lost gerbil consensus as badgers quickly discovered that they could outrun gerbils 5-to-1. (3/3)

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@NonFunGerbils #ICOGerbil wrote 'ICO advisor' on her @LinkedIn bio and now she's in 2467 project decks in China. She's raised over $5bn and has no idea of this fact. She only recalls advising one project, setting the cap at 100 million. It raised $204 and they still got sued by the SEC.

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#ICOgerbil sat in his parent's basement, frustrated by his inability to eat as much as he can. inspired, he creates GerbilCoin and promises a lifetime supply of feed to holders. After a wildely successful launch where nearly every gerbil in crypto bought GerbilCoin, he quickly ran out of feed, pocketed the ETH, and left a lot of gerbils with heavy bags. but he open-sourced it, so it's ok. and now #ICOGerbil has all the feed HE can eat.

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@NonFunGerbils #ICOgebril was a fictional writer, who used to get paid in crypto as banks don't allow gerbils to have accounts. In 2017 he saw that everything was pumping, and feeling a bit greedy decided to write a fictional white paper, team up with some good looking LinkedIn people with impressive corporate companies names on their profile and lunch the $seed coin, promising decentralised seeds to the world. They managed to raise $50M with their uncapped ICO, but unfortunately they didn't know much about how markets work and lost almost everything in 2018. Now he's reinventing himself with a crypto-AI startup

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#ICOgerbil, anticipating quick success, sent his AirDroppings via EARN to every cryptopumper in town, claiming his POP consensus (Proof of Poop) is an enviro-friendly mining method for tracking pellet balances across cages, but quickly gained rep in the Valley as a shitcoin

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@NonFunGerbils #ICOgerbil was the first mouse to bell all the cats of the world with launch of it's unique ico!!!

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The #ICOGerbil sat one day and wondered on how to profit on his underground network. He watched the trees and got the idea of offering safe underground storage, with long term ownership in a hazelnut forest. @NonFunGerbils After filling up the lair with nuts from everyone he knew, winter came and snow covered it all. When spring came, #ICOgerbil discovered he'd eaten all the nuts, so he kept digging and went underground forever @NonFunGerbils

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After failing to raise PMKN seed investment, the cutest of all gerbils found another way to raise funds. By 2017 he'd raised 1.2 Billion in his Initial Cuddle Offering. He became known as ICO Gerbil, living on his SuperYacht - in international waters - away from the SEC.

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1/3 #TheGerbilofHonour had only good intentions when he met with #DeFiGerbil and #ICOGerbil to discuss an idea. The project he then created with #FarmerGerbil was going well. Even #MoonGerbil and #100xLeverageGerbil said so and they we notoriously hard to please. @NonFunGerbils 2/3 $Honour token was pumping. Let's do the maths, just for fun. Ooh he thought. In fiat terms, that's, wow!. I'd..never..have..to..work..again and the project IS starting to run into problems. It's not my fault #ZeroKnowledgeGerbil invested everything in this. 3/3 Am I really doing this? Maybe #CounterfeitGerbil can get me a new identity. ok, trading all of my $honour for a new life. Max the gas (#PendingGerbil wouldn't approve). Twitter gone. Website gone. #TheGerbilofHonour gone. What have I become? Oh of course, I'm #RugPullGerbil

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