Moon Gerbil

@NonFunGerbils @NASA @SpaceX @elonmusk #MoonGerbil is dreaming the same dream again.....'Houston, The Gerbil has landed....Eth is up 1000%...beep...It's one small step for gerbil.....a giant leap for gerbil-kind....Wait....What?....Houston we have a problem' He wakes. It's not real...again......'WEN MOOOOOON!!!!!!!!!'

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@NonFunGerbils The #Moongerbil gathered all his friends for the big party. It was the Meuwn, the Spacet-ravelling winged cat, and the cat that couldn't spot the difference between a basketball and a football. They all wanted to go with the @flow_blockchain for takeoff into a new space.

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@NonFunGerbils @larvalabs @pents90 @matthall2000 @pranksyNFT (1/2 - Backing track at https://t.co/kBMdmTlwcO) Dark gerbil of crypto Rodent of the night Swoops out of the shadows Gerbillus owns starlight Somewhere some scammer schemes But their nonce is up Moon Gerbil! (When there's ponzi you call MG) Moon Gerbil! (Let's get furry-ous) Moon Gerbil! (Better watch out, you rabid rats) #MoonGerbil!

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@NonFunGerbils Moon gerbil is mining big cheese for hamStar industries on the lunar surface for 3 years. Moon gerbil cannot talk to earth. Moon gerbil crashed the lunar rover. A new Moon gerbil is arriving from earth in 2 weeks. Moon gerbil is dying. Moon gerbil is having doubts. #moongerbil (This probably makes more sense if you've seen the movie Moon. Or maybe not.)

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Once a lonely gerbil was stuck in his cage. He escaped from home, walked up to a store and saw through the window a movie about monkeys in space and thought "I could go too!" He trekked 14 miles to the nearest NASA station and they were like sure we need a #MoonGerbil on @SpaceX

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