The Gerbil Who Lost His Seeds

1/5 Gary the gerbil loved collecting Mommy said that was the gerbil way In the metaverse Gary started connecting To many other gerbils who did this all day 2/5 First punks, then apes, then a fuckin' troll Before long, his collection was out of control He remembered his mommy and those words she had said "Don't spill your seed for anyone, lose them and you're dead" 3/5 Gary thought he knew better, he was a degen after all He'd stored his seeds somewhere, he knew where, he was sure Then winter came and when it had thawed He looked for his seeds where he thought they were stored 4/5 Oh no, they were gone. He did not know why Other gerbils knew Gary was NGMI 5/5 @songadaymann - if anyone can immortalize Gary in song, it is you.

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1/5 Cutthroat Dan was a gerbil pirate who loved his rum and treasures some. Rubies, sapphires and other precious stones, fancy beads and magic seeds his mates knew he had some diamonds too. 2/5 Instead of hiding in an unmarked grave on an island like his mates, he decided to hide it in a cave guarded by a siren who would let him pass only with a secret phrase. 3/5 One day hoisting the flag bled his back, his cap’n ordered his mates to retire the eejit and they with pleasure beat him blue and black. 4/5 Cutthroat Dan woke up in pain, his head hurt and he cursed his mates and called them insane. Swollen lip and broken tooth, he made his way to the cave where he hid his treasures in youth. 5/5 The siren asked for the secret phrase and after years in sea he had forgotten and was in a daze. He pleaded, begged and cried and all the siren did was shrug and sighed. And, that’s how Cutthroat Dan lost all his treasures and his magic seeds. #TheGerbilWhoLostHisSeeds

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1/3 No problem! @NonFunGerbils This clever little gerbil won't lose the seeds to his MEW which may or may not contain funds including funds on the polygon network because he wrote it down in a clever hidden message..... 2/3 Scratching his tiny 'foot' he watched the 'orange' sun rise in the 'april' sky. The birds on the 'runway' made a hasty 'retreat' at the sight of the plane. Although 'amused' his smile was 'hidden' like an 'actor' 'unable' to reveal his true self. 3/3 Damn this 'dry' weather. For some bizarre reason it always made him feel he wanted to 'gauge' the eyes out of a 'weasel' #TheGerbilWhoLostHisSeeds #Safu #rekt

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1/2 Every month I work a lot. Search of course is my job. Let me find that tiny seed. Every month I need to feed. Twelve of those I need to live. Shall I ever lose the three, I can't go on to live. 2/2 Oh my god I lost them all! All my seeds are now gone. Help me find my seeds please help! I can't stand to search again... la la la (repeat x2) #TheGerbilWhoLostHisSeeds @NonFunGerbils @songadaymann

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The Gerbil Who Lost His Seeds Oh no! No! NOOO! What have I done? This is very VERY Non Fun. "Gerbil who lost his seeds" Is all I'll ever be! I just wanted to keep them safe and sound Now they may never be found. It all began wen Gerbil heard the tale of Decentral Forest. Legend has it thats where magic creatures hide. They say if you find the Meta Fox and share your Harvest he will give you secret seeds & an invisible wallet. He found that fox and made the trade but there was a little catch. Meta Fox warned him if anyone sees his secret seeds his bounty would vanish forever. Oh no! No! NOOO! What have I done? This is very VERY Non Fun. "Gerbil who lost his seeds" Is all I'll ever be! I just wanted to keep them safe and sound Now they may never be found. He quickly went to hide his seeds where noone would ever find them. He gathered all the treasure he could happy with his bounty. But Gerbil hid his seeds so well even he couldn't find them. Now he searches all day, and searches all night. If you ever see him it's quite a sad sight. He learned a lesson he'll never forget. The Gerbil who lost his seeds lives with regret. Oh no! No! NOOO! What have I done? This is very VERY Non Fun. "Gerbil who lost his seeds" Is all I'll ever be! I just wanted to keep them safe and sound Now they may never be found.

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1/2 This gerbil did best when he kept his cards close to his chest. For no one else shall share this seed, I will recite it off by heart if ever it's in need! So when the moment of reckoning came, why did the magic code did not feel the same? 2/2 Password accepted, platform rejected, this gerbil is still stuck at the front door. So who is #TheGerbilWhoLostHisSeeds? Over 2 months stranded and still no help, a story that surely makes one welp! 🐹 @NonFunGerbils @songadaymann

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The gerbil lost his seeds A sad story to see It turned out okay in the end He won some more seeds for free

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The finished Song A Day song for The Gerbil Who Lost His Seeds. https://songaday.world/4762

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