REKT Gerbil
Poor ol' #REKTgerbil just wanted to be a musician, and knew if he could just make enough to quit his job, he'd be a star. So he put all his earnings into safe, solid investments for years but he wasn't getting rich. Finally he did enough research to feel good reinvesting it all into a surefire blue chip NFT mint. He slaved his way into the Moon Jird Country Club dutch auction white list, bought all the $GERB coins he thought he'd need, and had gas at the ready. Mint day came and he won the gas wars (at great expense) but came away with two pre-reveal Gerbil Crates. The crates turned into piles of straw, and their value doubled overnight. He held out for reveal, which finally came at the end of an epic ARG campaign, which he'd had to quit his job to participate in. His gerbils both revealed themselves to be super rare! Offers came pouring in, more than enough for him to realize his dream. He got a DM offering twice what everyone else was offering. He went to the trading site that was suggested, and with visions of guitar solos in sold-out stadiums flashing in his eyes, accepted the life-changing offer. (We all know what happened next.) And that's the story of the sad, slow-moving Jird-tattooed Gerbil with the lifeless eyes who took your fast food order this morning.
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