Rug Pull Gerbil

Rug pull gerbil was in deep trouble but it wasn’t he who made the bubble he just made the bubble pop sure he pamped sure he shilled it was his token even still he got a little high on his own supply but that was just dog foodin didn’t mean nothin by it ringing the bells blowing the whistles stress testing all was bona fide but then the speculators circled like hungry sharks pushed the chart in a parabolic arc it was them damned token vultures that swooped in low and shopped it til it dropped he never wanted to make mom and pop token farmer cry but the snow was thick and deep and he had lambos to buy

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1/4 #RugPullGerbil had a certain charisma about them, inspiring awe & wonder at how high he could stack the tokens during his sidewalk shows. He performed his feats on the most beautiful rug laid out on the ground (for gerbil feet are delicate and do not appreciate... 2/4 His show grew a larger audience each day, gerbils bringing their own tokens to see who could make the highest or most unique stack. After all tokens were stacked each show, they'd all step back to admire the impressive token architecture before gathering up their share and... 3/4 ... heading their separate ways. That is, until the last show... when they all stepped off the rug to admire the largest token stacks yet, and #RugPullGerbil gave a firm tug to one corner. The tokens all toppled down, the stacks no longer neat and the tokens... 4/4 all falling through the slats of the previously rug-covered sewer grate, and into the waiting bags of RugPullRat below.

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@NonFunGerbils "Do you trust me?" He reached out to the pretty princess gerbil. She smiled at him, eyes sparkling, took his paw, and took a step off the balcony onto the magic flying rug. Except– suddenly she was falling, and the last she heard was the maniacal laughter of #...

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1/3 #TheGerbilofHonour had only good intentions when he met with #DeFiGerbil and #ICOGerbil to discuss an idea. The project he then created with #FarmerGerbil was going well. Even #MoonGerbil and #100xLeverageGerbil said so and they we notoriously hard to please. 2/3 $Honour token was pumping. Let's do the maths, just for fun. Ooh he thought. In fiat terms, that's, wow!. I'd..never..have..to..work..again and the project IS starting to run into problems. It's not my fault #ZeroKnowledgeGerbil invested everything in this. 3/3 Am I really doing this? Maybe #CounterfeitGerbil can get me a new identity. ok, trading all of my $honour for a new life. Max the gas (#PendingGerbil wouldn't approve). Twitter gone. Website gone. #TheGerbilofHonour gone. What have I become? Oh of course, I'm #RugPullGerbil

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1/3 The #RugPullGerbil studied the drawings on the pumpkin seed vault one last time. He had configured it carefully. The vault was placed directly above a waterfilled cave where he could easily maneuver his boat. 2/3 The only thing keeping the seeds from falling down into the cave was the rug that covered the hole in the floor. He had discovered the cave last year, and the last couple of months he’d been busy advertising this wonderful secure and safe storage place to everyone he knew. 3/3 #RugPullGerbil dried a tear of self pity when he thought about how life in exile would be after this coup. Then he took a good grip on the lever on the cave wall and pulled the rug.

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1/2 #RugPullGerbil was an honest gerbil with a love for fine Middle Eastern rugs. In fact, he got his nickname because he pulled his favorite rug around with him wherever he went. He visited Bitconnect and they said, “Ay! RugPull!” 2/2 He visited HEX and they said, “Our buddy RugPull!” He visited many, many food oriented coin owners that day, and they all called him by name and vanished soon after. RugPullGerbil wondered why he didn’t have many friends anymore. He suspected it was because he was honest.

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#RugPullGerbil Thursday night, quietly sleeping on the $400 rug in front of the fireplace. Unexpectedly the rug is pulled as the whole (sell) wall falls in front of him. He wakes up while dreaming a house full of $10K rugs...

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Rugpull gerbil is someone looked up to; someone that everyone seeks to be. And I mean everyone. Rugpull gerbil was high on the charts with their new coin this past week... Rugpull gerbil came out with a statement over the recent controversy of their smart contract: "Your transactions are secure, I promise you that. Our contract has been audited by a trusted partner. No delegations here unlike those digital yams! Our team promises to keep you updated and post more information about how we are keeping your funds safe!" Everyone liked that. Not only could they grab a piece of the highly popular "Rugpull gerbil coin" (patent pending) They were also being a part of a community; a place of dreamers, believers and just a cool overall gerbil. Rugpull gerbil's eyes always had that small sparkle each time they spoke. Writing about rugpull gerbil these past few weeks has been an adventure. I hope to see you all next time! signed Blogger Gerbil "Man, what a day! Tomorrow is gonna be huge for Rugpull's coin" Blogger Gerbil decided to head to bed early to not miss out on any excitement. Upon awakening and opening Blogger Gerbil's phone: "Breaking news! Rugpull gerbil has fled the scene taking with them 3 million gerbil coins! More news later!" And that was that. Rugpull gerbil had been trusted by many, but they didn't want anyone's trust... they just wanted the money. A quick way to accumulate wealth and leave. It wasn't any different at all! It was just another hit and run incident...

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Every day, when the clock struck noon, Rug Pull Gerbil scurried out of his burrow towards the Tokyo underground, boarded a train and disembarked at the Ginza district. Two blocks later, he reached his destination. Hot pink neon lights blaring for all to see - SUSHI SOUL - home of the biggest and best sushi train in town. Rug Pull Gerbil had made this same journey for the past fifteen years of his life - never skipping a day. Rug Pull Gerbil, this tiny ferret with a huge penchant for raw fish whizzing before him on a track of deliciousness, boasted an unsurpassed love for all things sushi. Nigari, Tako, Uni, Inari. He did not discriminate. The SUSHI SOUL Chef, loved Rug Pull Gerbil. The two of them had their own farewell ritual. When Rug Pull Gerbil turned to exit after his sushi fill, he would turn to the Chef and declare "Sushi is my life". Time went by and this ritual continued. On one ominous day in September, when the winds outside caused the neon sign to shudder, Rug Pull Gerbil made his predictable journey. Nothing could prepare the Chef for what would follow. For on this particular day Rug Pull Gerbil stacked his plates for the last time, turned his back on the train and, in a moment which is etched into the Chef's mind forever, turned to him and declared "Tomorrow, I eat PIZZA".

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