ZK Gerbil

1/2 #ZKgerbil is very elusive. She's only spotted if you can prove you're not a cat. To prove you're not a cat, you need to partially communicate with her through a mathematical message, derived from the output of a transaction with a dog. 2/2 Should the dog show excitement above a certain threshold. Then there is proof of cat and she will not appear. You'll have to try again with a marmot.

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1/4 The Gerbil Who Knew Too Little (Part 1) Snarky just wanted to play a game, so he signed up for an elaborate Discord based role playing game of international spies and assassins. 2/4 He played for years, dancing in the intrigue of it all, and his team was doing fabulously: while they never did figure out who the saboteur on their team was, the game confirmed that the player was active. Nevertheless, they managed to complete all of their objectives. 3/4 Little by little, interest in the game waned and soon only a handful of gerbils were left playing. Snarky tried to get his friends to play, but they complained it was too confusing and complicated. Snarky read through the rules again so he could better explain it to them... 4/4 That was when he realized he'd missed a step in the earliest days of the game. He brought up his identification card and entered the private code on the game server. "You are the saboteur," it confirmed.

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1/3 @NonFunGerbils The #ZKgerbil sighed. If he had known this was what he'd signed up to... It had sounded so tempting, being a secret agent with his own cave. Now he just missed his friends in the big world machine. 2/3 He would have given the tip of his tail for that feeling of ten layers of furs and whiskers, frantically trying to avoid a spinning claw in the eye while trying to deliver a message. 3/3 Ok, red and green button lighting up. He read the manual carefully. That means I'll push the yellow and black button over there. Another message coming in, and then another. One day...

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@NonFunGerbils Finalizing his recursive quadratic zksnark solution, #zkgerbil made a cup of tea. Then the doorbell rang which was impossible as he didn't exist. At the door was @VitalikButerin who'd worked out his location by triangulating a roll-upzksnarkproof with a UTXO. The rest is history!

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Zero Knowledge Gerbil was a middle manager in a software company. Over the years he'd elevated his position with a series of unlikely promotions while other more talented gerbils were overlooked because they were actually good at the job they were doing. Today he'd gathered his team. ZK: Guys, we're getting left behind. We need to stay ahead of that curve, step onto a plate, blue sky, think out of the box. I've got two words for you..... Block chains !! I want our whole platform migrated to the blockchains by Christmas. New Dev Gerbil: But Sir, our databases process thousands of online transactions per second, typically inserting, updating and deleting small amounts of data and returning processed query results to the client in a timely manner. Are you sure blockchain is right for us? ZK: Have you not been reading the internet!? Block chains is the future and we need it now. Ok, meeting over. Report back when it's done. Other Dev Gerbils to worried New Dev Gerbil: Don't worry, we'll just do what we always do. Run around looking busy for a few weeks then tell him it's all done. Same as we did for his cloud computing project last year.

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@NonFunGerbils @StarkWareLtd @AntimatterLabs @CentreFuge @loopringorg @identhree After staying up all night studying cubism.Gerbil finally goes to bed only to have a nightmare that everyone in class has a cubic head,even himself!!

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@NonFunGerbils My #zkgerbil (full and complete) entry: "Wait,...what?!"

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"I know who Satoshi is, you just have to trust me" said Zero-Knowledge Gerbil during her zk-snarks keynote at the White House Cyber Security Forum in Washington D.C. back on November 14th Zero-Knowledge Gerbil is Washington DC professional hacker and also works for a DC based tax consulting firm. She was recently quoted in this leak as saying "Bitcoin is an amazing invention, and the genius of Satoshi is perhaps the greatest technical accomplishment of the last five decades, probably in the whole history of humankind."

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Zslobodan klipitski is my name, and degening nfts is my game

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