100x Leverage

100xLeverage Gerbil's trembling paw hovered excitedly over the 'Execute Trade' button. Relaaaax, he told himself. You've DYOR. Two separate twitter accounts had said RodentCoin was, quote 'due for a pump'! The charts dont lie they said. Something about wicks and wedges they said. Ignore that little voice whispering 'rekt...rekt...rekt'. Heroes know when to pull the trigger. Imagine yourself telling Mrs Gerbil. 'Honey, get packing, we're moving to a bigger cage. No one will mistake us for hamsters ever again'. Time to go all in. The button is pressed. Hmm, immediate big drop, 'that's normal right?', give it time. 'Hey, where's my trade??? What's this?? Alexa, what is Margin Call?'

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The 100x Leverage Gerbil clinched to his hat and stared at the computer screen as the price of his NFT zombie crypto punk soard to new highs. "Holy crap!" he exclaimed."That's some sweet profit right there!" "it's all about that volume," his co-worker said, looking at the same screen. "This is going to go up even more in the next few hours. I mean, how much more can we sell them for before this thing blows up?" "Well, if I had to guess," the 100x Leverage Gerbil said, "we could sell them for more than $40." "Yeah," the co-worker said, "we can't stop here. Let's try to get some volume." "I'm going to call it!" the 100x Leverage Gerbil shouted to his co-worker. "If you need to call a time out, thats fine. I don't care. Just give us another 10

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1/2 #100xLeverageGerbil #NonFunGerbils @NonFunGerbils 1x, 2x, 3x, Four, Not enough leverage for a gerbil who needs more. 4x, 5x, 6x, Seven, Placing risky bets turns it up to 11. 10x, 20x, 30x, Fifty, Big winnings and losses can happen so swiftly. Onward, not stopping until one-zero-zero, Check out the brass gerbil balls on this 100x trading hero! 2/2 Onward, not stopping until one-zero-zero, Check out the brass gerbil balls on this 100x trading hero!

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#100xLeverageGerbil @NonFunGerbils "100x leverage isn't cool," he'd said, drawing his bow. "You know what's cool?" he'd asked, staring the gerbil in the eyes, not even looking at the target as he loosed his arrow. "Infinite leverage." Bullseye. And the stranger shuffled away.

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1/2 @NonFunGerbils "What is that?" Newbiegerbil looked at a big crater in the woods. "Ah" answered his uncle, "That is where #100xLeverageGerbil tried to harvest hazelnuts last year, using dynamite. We never saw him again." 2/2 Newbiegerbil looked at the hole as he contemplated all the tempting opportunities. It was all about timing, and correct calculations. Done right... his whiskers were vibrating with excitement. He knew for sure that he was the genius that would be the next #100xLeverageGerbil

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"This opportunity won't last", said the devil. Dwayne 'the rock' gerbil stood at the crossroads, considering the offer. The devil, it turns out, was an old white dude from a property investment seminar. Perhaps even more surprisingly, he was also small enough to sit on Dwaynes shoulder. "I can make you the 100x Gerbil, but it won't come for free", he whispered. On the surface it was a good deal. His soul was, by and large, of little value - he spent most of his time swiping right, avoiding clickbait articles on social media, or wondering what TikTok was - and he was confident that the devil wouldn't lie to him about something like this. It was that leverage could cut both ways, but if you couldn't trust a property investor, who could you trust? "OK boomer", he replied, "let's do it".

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#100xLeverageGerbil lives in a basement, pays no rent, owns nothing of value, and plays video games all day. heard about a way to turn his fornite skins into crypto and a month later has his $5 leveraged to the point where he is thinking he might be buying a new TV if XRP moons.

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