HODL Gerbil

@NonFunGerbils I will hug her & pet her & squeeze her & never let her go, even if she is naughty and bites me, or poops in my hand, or scratches my eyes out. She is mine and I will hodl onto her for evermore until she grows. This is my #HODLgerbil and her name is LamboMoon.

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1/5 Late one night, when the moon was full, #HODLgerbil sat outside his house watching the sky. Suddenly he spotted something twinkling from a crows nest high up in a tree. He was breathtaken. 2/5 From that day on #HODLgerbil spent all his time collecting crows nest with treasures, polishing every shiny thing he found. Continuously waiting for the next full moon to show up on a cloudless night, so his treasures could shine once again. 3/5 The other gerbils felt a bit sorry for #HODLgerbil, that kept hunting for these shiny things instead of filling his lair with edible stuff. They wondered if he'd starve when the winter came. 4/5 Some nights the #HODLgerbil wondered if the other gerbils where right, and he sat up all night shaking with fear. But then, a tiny piece of moonlight broke through the thick clouds, and he got his faith back. 5/5 For one day, it would come a cloudless night with a full moon, and #HODLgerbil's treasures would shine once again.

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#HODLgerbil looked long and hard at the market trends. all logic said to sell. but this gerbil had strong paws to HODL those heavy bags and weather the storm, so that they did. their moon never came, but their paws remain strong.

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