Chris

1/2 It's larger than life, this #BearGerbil. And true to its name, this girl has a growl that will curl your toes. But many people don’t realize that 1559 decibels of her bark actually happen in the unheard ultrasound range, giving this bear quiet hidden power. 2/2 And in August, she rolls over from her beary summer nap sated on NFT grubs, and we see she was only a bear cub who has 50x still to grow. But her slumber has also revealed a change, an evolution, of this cub into Chiroptera Gerbil with wings of fire, burning gwei in her wake.

@NonFunGerbils I will hug her & pet her & squeeze her & never let her go, even if she is naughty and bites me, or poops in my hand, or scratches my eyes out. She is mine and I will hodl onto her for evermore until she grows. This is my #HODLgerbil and her name is LamboMoon.

#ICOgerbil, anticipating quick success, sent his AirDroppings via EARN to every cryptopumper in town, claiming his POP consensus (Proof of Poop) is an enviro-friendly mining method for tracking pellet balances across cages, but quickly gained rep in the Valley as a shitcoin

@NonFunGerbils @Hackatao Awaiting the opening of her cage, #PendingGerbil ‘s anxiety is replete. She breathes, she thinks, and runs around, so Turing says she‘s complete. But is she Alive or Dead? Erwin has his doubt. He opens the lid to confirm the bid. Alas, no gas - Sh...

@NonFunGerbils 20 days later, Mother had 2 boys curled in the wood chips, but Winter was coming & only enough sunflowETH for 1. Which to keep? George was longer than Luke (6 vs 4cm) so he got the #ForkingGerbil onesie. Dark Gerbils quietly absconded with Luke to keep him aliv...