Unicorn Gerbil

Unicorn gerbil was the last of the majestic unicorns to bring light, love and crypto adoption into the world. Unicorn gerbil stays hidden in the majestic forests and uses its unicorn power to ward off scam coins in the crypto space and teach everyone about NFTs and their value.

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The legend says, the #UnicornGerbil lives at the end of the rainbow with a cask of gold. He is the dream you need to catch, and the cat you need to beat, to reach your goals of riches. @NonFunGerbils

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@NonFunGerbils @NiftyReport Time for my #unicorngerbil #nonfungerbils entry: When I was a youth, they called me "horny rat" to make fun of me. Now they follow me around—those sad little earthbound rodents—pleading to lick rainbow poop off my cloven paw. What a difference a billion dollar valuation makes!

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1/3 #UnicornGerbil just wanted to be happy. He used to be an ordinary gerbil until he spent his life savings on the operation that promised everything. A little horn grafted onto his little gerbil skull. 2/3 Waking from the surgery and looking into the mirror for the first time he knew that finally he was something. Happiness at last. 3/3 The other single horned animals talked to him now. Accepted him..... At first. Now they laugh and mock like before. It's ok though, he has a plan. Saving up again. He'll become a unicorn gerbil, WITH WINGS!! Then he'll be happy.

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@NonFunGerbils "My name? Well, you see, it was a birthday present." Mr unicorn gerbil leaned back in his chair with the air of a gerbil who has told a story many times. "One afternoon while exercising at the wheel, I was interrupted by my kids excitedly returning to the house... "On opening the door I found them standing there with an array of sound devices strapped to their heads, making the most prodigious noise. The sort of noises that bring your neighbours around." "A cacophony of migraine inducing sonically nauseating blaaah bleeee blaaah borrrp borrp weeeoooh brrrppt" "Looking entirely too pleased with themselves, they presented me with a remote control and shouted over the noise - 'Happy birthday dad! We got you a unique horn!"

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@NonFunGerbils #UnicornGerbil #nonfungerbils He looked over/under/behind/beneath but could not find proof of his tweet about the unicorn gerbil. "Are you sure you tweeted before the deadline", the team asked. "Of course I did guys. My tweet is as real as a unicorn gerbil"

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Friends describe the solo-horned gerbil as the life of the party. There's something magnetic about being the only gerbil in the room with a horn on the head. Was he born this? Magic? Perhaps both! Only #UnicornGerbil knows, but he may never tell. @NonFunGerbils #NFT #Ethereum

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#UnicornGerbil is @JohnOrionYoung's Unicorn Fart without the Fart.

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#UnicornGerbil was an artist. The tail paints in magical rainbow, and made people happy. After that, found a mountain where the wind is born by using the proud horn for making more happiness. Still now, UnicornGerbil is painting on the wind there.

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