Baller Gerbil

@NonFunGerbils #BallerGerbil used to be in debt, until one day he discovered wall street bets now #ballerGerbil rakes in the cheese and brought the hedge funds down to their knees So next time your tempted to short-sell a share think of #BallerGerbil and don't flipping dare! -Walshy

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@NonFunGerbils #BallerGerbil came up on the virtual streets of Gangam District, chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool and practicing their B-Ball – all with the dream of one day rating their own Top Shot Moment, buying their Rookie Debut, and flaunting it to all their haters. We wish them well.

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1/5 #BallerGerbil was benched for the season. Injured. Out of the game. The doctor had shaken his head in disbelief when Baller Gerbil presented. Diagnosis: Oblique fracture of the phalanx of the index finger. Cause: Repetitive use of mouse device at MegaCube event. 2/5 If only he had stopped clicking at the Avastars layer. Riddled with the shame of exposing his greed for NFTs, Baller Gerbil rocked up to the court the next day and covered his sins with a gerbil tale. 3/5 He told of a moment of greatness - a dribble, a charge, a jump for the moon and how his hand smashed the rim as he slam dunked his way into a Top Shot moment. His team mates were in awe, Baller Gerbil would be the first ever team mate to score a place in Top Shot history! 4/5 They bombarded him with questions - drop time? drop date? moment? reservation rights? Baller Gerbil panicked. This was not what he expected. There was only one thing that could save him. 5/5 He ran to the change rooms, dropped to his knees and prayed to the Gerbil Gods for the only hope he had in this world. A Top Shot outage.

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1/5 #ballergerbil Francis was a baller used to play at the park He’d be droppin’ dimes from dusk until dark Now he’s playing pro because his game is hot Enough to have some moments on NBATopShot 2/5 He started catching fame with his gerbil friends Who all jumped on the hype of the newest trend They all invested big into some packs And collected some good moments worth a bunch of stacks 3/5 BallerGerbil Francis was one of a kind His moments were rare, they were hard to find His sales were setting records, while he was winning games What would ballergerbil do with all this new found fame? 4/5 He won a few trophies and retired a pro So now he just invests his money on Flow Collecting moments, breeding cats , he really didn’t know BallerGerbil Francis, how far could he go? 5/5 His baller status acts had been so successful That Dapper even made him his own BallerGerbil medal

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@NonFunGerbils Ain't no challenge too big for Baller Gerbil. He got his name by completing any & every challenge given to him. Sometimes, when no one has given him a challenge, he'll seek out uncompleted challenges from chal.leng.es where he can earn rewards for Proof of Challenge.

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@NonFunGerbils #BallerGerbil breathed slowly as his black eyes scanned quickly over the challenges ahead. He would need to move instantly the moment he heard the click; Jump 10x his height, take a salto in the air through the hoop, and grab the pack that was there, or not.

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1/2 Lights off, Lockdown on. Time to think and recall the past for #Ballergerbil. Sitting on that old rug it's the only thing reminding him the old tough days. 2/2 Between expensive pizza takeouts and thousands of noodle days #BallerGerbil was able to put aside his savings. Hodled through ICOs, DeFi and NFTs now is the real baller!

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Bippity boppity #ballergerbil, 🏀 wishing he was a little bit #tallergerbil He’s got the mad packs, hypes the run it back, to the good old’ days with all the slick plays. A full set - Series 1 Base! How’s anyone gonna compete with that? In your face! 😉

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I don't actually know #BallerGerbil but I imagine he is sitting in his cage browsing through his massive @nba_topshot collection dreaming of step back 3s, no look dimes and sick dunks. He has this on repeat https://youtu.be/ryDOy3AosBw

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