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Click! Treasure hunt gerbil was confident. She had a map. A boat. A compass. A bonafide pirate, she was. It did, however, concern her that she didn’t know exactly what she was looking for. They may say that one persons trash is another persons treasure, but she was in the mood for a real loot pile. Entering randomly generated hash characters into opensea was like sailing blind... without the scurvy and wildly inappropriate attitudes towards people without cannons. Whale alert! All hands on deck! Gold Rush! The metaphors were becoming strained, but she knew the sweet booty could be just a click away. And click.... And click.
Genesis (Adam) Gerbil was alone, and bored, and hungry, but that’s another matter. The Gerbi-net was a confusing place and he had no one to discuss with him the great questions he had. What is the value of a gerbil? Is a fun one better than a non-fun one? Where is the peanut butter? Surely two Gerbils would be better than one - and many gerbils better than none. The button sat mutely daring him to press it. So Adam pressed the button.
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@NonFunGerbils #LibertyGerbil wondered what a statue of anger would look like, because she was tired of everyone missing the point. Tired of folks using her to avoid taking responsibility. As if her presence was some magical pill that meant they didn't have to think about the...
1/3 Pending gerbil was coming to terms with the idea that people didn’t like him very much. He decided to compose a song that people could sing while waiting for him, in the hopes that it might improve his brand image.... 2/3 🎶 Oceans apart day after day And I slowly go insane I see your transaction loading icon But it doesn't stop the pain If I always see you pending How can we say forever? ... 🎶 3/3 🎶 Wherever you go Whatever you do I will be right here waiting for you Whatever it takes Or how my heart breaks I will be pending gerbil for you 🎶
Click! Treasure hunt gerbil was confident. She had a map. A boat. A compass. A bonafide pirate, she was. It did, however, concern her that she didn’t know exactly what she was looking for. They may say that one persons trash is another persons treasure, but she was in the mood for a real loot pile. Entering randomly generated hash characters into opensea was like sailing blind... without the scurvy and wildly inappropriate attitudes towards people without cannons. Whale alert! All hands on deck! Gold Rush! The metaphors were becoming strained, but she knew the sweet booty could be just a click away. And click.... And click.
1/4 “Hey fitness fans! Are you ready to get #forking?!?! Say au revoir Pilates, say sayonara Zumba and adios CrossFit. It’s time to get fit with Forking - the best thing on the fitness scene since the romans stopped releasing lions! Swap your workout for a FORKout!“ 2/4 Forking gerbil finished off he press release with a flourish and was truly excited about the marketing plan he had prepared. The social media managers were already whipping up the hype. Influencers were sharing their #forking experiences. Fitness freaks everywhere were ... 3/4 ... encouraged to send ‘I want my #forking’ to their local gym. He leaned back and imagined where #forking empire could go, if he could make #forking viral. From elite #forking leagues where the best of the best competed, ... 4/4 ... to leisure #forking groups for the elderly who just want to stay flexible. His name would be everywhere, and he loved it. But there was no time to waste daydreaming. “Enough lying about”, he cried, “let’s get #forking!”
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