That's Hot Gerbil

1/4 #ThatsHotGerbil 🔥🐹 ThatsHotGerbil grew up part of a very well-known clan But branching out of hotels was always the game plan. Playing to the crowds, the press -her audacity was rife; The ThatsHotGerbil was not destined for A Simple Life 🔥 2/4 She built her brand around her blonde and ditzy niche, Surrounded by all her dogs including Harajuku Bitch 🐾 Always a step ahead of the trends, the absolute OG, She taught Kim K everything she knew about Reality TV💋 3/4 She kept learning new skills always giving 💯 per cent Even becoming the highest paid Ibiza resident rodent 🐹🤑 4/4 Combining inner undercover nerd & mad creativity Is how she found the exquisite world of NFT. Since then, she’s supported diversity and artists in the scene- And now the sky’s the limit, so we say Yassssss to the Crypto Queen 🙌🏼👸🏼

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1/3 You all under my influence, I'm a force of nature Started out as a fan, now I'm a creator I'm bringing some heat to this NFT scene This gerbil is more that an Instagram queen 2/3 My reach is growing I don't preach to the choir When I woke up this morning my bed was on fire Need fire-proof gloves to come near my flames You come for the looks but you stay for the brains. 3/3 The mercury's rising when I walk in the room. Mmm what's that smell? That's my range of perfume. The heat coming off me has gone geothermal. What did you expect? I'm #ThatsHotGerbil

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1/2 Hope was a blessed gerbil. She had money, fame, and popularity at a young age. She had a brilliant mind and could come up with new ideas, the world was her stage. She had sleepless nights, tired mind searching for the next big thing. #ThatsHotGerbil 2/2 She had epiphany that the NFTs were going to be the new bling. Finding her calling sprung into action, started her own line of NFTs and what not. All her friends looked at the new found inspiration and said to her that’s hot! #ThatsHotGerbil

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@NonFunGerbils Some gerbils only follow trends once they're already popular. Only one gerbil can spot the newest trends and once she does she claims, "That's hot." #ThatsHotGerbil

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1/4 She descends to the lower level of her gilded gerbil cage, peering through the bars as the humans trip over themselves to present their wares for her judgement. #ThatsHotGerbil twitches her whiskers in disapproval time and again, dismissing the offerings one after another. 2/4 Along comes a masked human, whose offering is concealed beneath a black velvet cloth. The scent of something rich wafts up to the gerbil. She stands on hind legs, and cocks her head slightly. What could it be? The human starts to displace the cloth, then pauses suddenly. 3/4 #ThatsHotGerbil claws at the cage. Her tiny painted-on eyebrows furrow. Everyone in the room holds their breath. The human continues to hold the cloth pinched between their fingers, raised but not removed. The gerbil squeaks, "Well, what is it? What have you brought me?" 4/4 "That's it," answers the human, dropping the cloth back into place. "Just that. I bring," and then a long pause, before, "anticipation." All eyes turn to the gerbil. Her mouth opens. Then closes. Then opens again, and says, simply, "That's hot."

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1/2 #thatshotgerbil Listen up guys, new kid on the block Boy gerbils are out, this girl will rock! This gerbil embraces her feminine side An OG in the space, come along for the ride 2/2 Pretty in pink, diamonds and pearls Gracing the runways and flicking her curls But don’t be deceived by that pretty sharp face She’s much more, you see,an OG in this space Word around town is she knows what is hot So listen up closely when she tells you what’s not!

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1/2 #thatshotgerbil is the lady ambassador of NFTs. Don't let the hotness fool you. She is a smart girl learning from the best, sticking to a long term plan to let everyone know about her love for NFTs. 2/2 Hotness is just one of her superpowers which combined with the knowledge gained from the best and the amazing and super hot artists as partners results to an NFT goddess who has a lot of stuff prepared for us in the future.

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Who’s this gerbil we call a star? 🌟 All sparkles and glitter seen from afar. This gerbil is not just a pretty face, She’s a tomboy with lots of grace. Her favorite diamond has 4 paws, 🐶💎 ⚖ She even fights for tougher laws. You should know that she’s self-made, Because her endeavours are well played. ♟ This Gerbil is always on a mission, A real Boss Babe by definition. She had some big shoes to fill, 👠 Never missed a step and dressed to kill. This gerbil doesn’t know how to quit, She’s on top of the world and “Loves It” 🌏❤ She’s more than just an heiress, “That’s hot!”….It’s Paris 🔥🔥🔥

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1/3 @NonFunGerbils @ParisHilton #ThatsHotGerbil An innovator from back in the day, ThatsHotGerbil came to NFTs showing she's got game. Million dollar plus one of one's, this crypto queen came for more than just fun. 2/3 Iconic drops with leaders in the space, ThatsHotGerbil was shown to be full of grace. While admittedly being an undercover nerd, doubting her credibility became absurd. From dining with Ethereum heads, ThatsHotGerbil took their vision and lead. 3/3 An open decentralized space that showed creativity was key, ultimately ThatsHotGerbil knew this is where she wanted to be. 🌶️🐹

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1/2 #ThatsHotGerbil Once upon a time a little gerbil got lost into the deepest core of the world machine. They found him after a day of searching, laying unconscious on the floor close to the inner flaming core of creation where the parts of the world machine where molded. 2/2 He was forever quiet after that day. Except, they could sometimes hear him wishper "That's hot!" as his eyes where fixated at someone being deep in the process of creation. And they would all know that was a moment when someone had tapped into the core.

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@NonFunGerbils #ThatsHotGerbil is an excellent actor She plays a part and doesn't let haters be a factor

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@NonFunGerbils A gerbil that is making a sliving as an influencer, model and DJ. She seems to be the "original OG" for every scene, knowing "hot" before it's hot. #ThatsHotGerbil

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1/3 @NonFunGerbils #Thatshotgerbil Keeping up in the space, is a very daunting task Whether it’s the hordes of information, or just simply affording gas #thatshotgerbil is a born navigator, she’ll lead the way, to save you time as a favor. 2/3 Follow her rules: ape when you can, fight fomo in the meantime, and diversify- that’s her plan. There are two projects she loves, first NBATopShot, it’s a true degens pleasure, many would agree “that’s hot” 3/3 Lastly NonFungerbils, and you need forget me not...but she told me backstage, that she thinks Luke’s accent is hot. 👀

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Her Cryptokitty is Gen0 Her Avastar wears the mask of a hero Whether Dapper, Matic, or Wax Her question is always “Wen Pax” First in line without needing a bot If it’s an NFT, “that’s hot”!

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