JoeTheMartian

@NonFunGerbils He addressed the crowd passionately. "For too long gerbils have been second class animals, but fat cats have had their day! Now all gerbilkind can be proud to have assets named after us! We are not just easy options for pets. WE ARE THE FUTURE" #genesisgerbil #nonfungerbils

1/2 #genesisgerbil #nonfungerbils I imagine a future where all gerbilkind can be proud to have a class of assets named after us! No longer will we be thought of as an easy option for a pet or a plaything of perverts. I AM NOT A FUN GERBIL I AM DEADLY SERIOUS. WE ARE THE FUTURE!” 2/2 #genesisgerbil #nonfungerbils

1/3 @NonFunGerbils Entrepreneur gerbil had a vision. Her Immediate Cage Opulence service would provide rodents everywhere with Virtual Reality goggles that made their cages look like palaces. But she had a problem... no doglars, or any other "normal" money. 2/3 Frustrated by the rejections of Venture Catapalists, Entrepreneur gerbil got online and invented a gerbil based currency, G Coin. 3/3 After a lot of excitement about G Coin, Entrepreneur gerbil realised that people were accepting a lot of Doglars for her G coins, exchanged enough to do up her own cage and got out of the VR business. She is now known as #ICOGerbil. #nonfungerbils

1/2 #ZKgerbil is very elusive. She's only spotted if you can prove you're not a cat. To prove you're not a cat, you need to partially communicate with her through a mathematical message, derived from the output of a transaction with a dog. 2/2 Should the dog show excitement above a certain threshold. Then there is proof of cat and she will not appear. You'll have to try again with a marmot.