Walshy_Eth

@NonFunGerbils #BallerGerbil used to be in debt, until one day he discovered wall street bets now #ballerGerbil rakes in the cheese and brought the hedge funds down to their knees So next time your tempted to short-sell a share think of #BallerGerbil and don't flipping dare! -Walshy

1/2 @NonFunGerbils #ElonGerbil He pays more in alimony than most gerbils will ever see. Both his car and his truck run carbon emission free. He makes up for this, however, when launching rockets into space. Doing what NASA said was impossible and rubbing it in their face. 2/2 His influence and power are much more than they might seem. #ElonGerbil can tilt the entire stock market, by tweeting a single meme. Never before has a Gerbil surprised me so many times, But never so much as when he put a ring on Grimes. -Walshy

1/4 @NonFunGerbils #SuperHeroGerbil #CaptainBotSlayer He was just a regular gerbil. He had a 9-5, insecurities and fears just like all the other gerbils. After his weekly grind, he enjoyed collecting moments on #NBATopShot and #NFTs from across the #Metaverse. One day however, 2/4 everything would change. A highly anticipated NFT that he had his eyes on for months was sold out within a microsecond of the scheduled drop time. This was the third time this had happened to him that week. He was filled with so much rage that he began to tremble. "Cursed bots", 3/4 he thought to himself. He didn't know it at the time, but a transformation was taking place. His intense anger was changing his genetic make-up. He looked down at his hands and realized that something was transpiring. He ran to the mirror and screamed in horror at what he saw. 4/4 For he had become who we all know today as #CaptainBotSlayer. The genetic mutation that had taken place in his fit of rage gave him the ability destroy the wretched bots that had once plagued him in his days of NFT collecting. #CaptainBotSlayer to the rescue!

@NonFunGerbils #FOMOgerbil ....GS got me feeling like

@NonFunGerbils #FOMOgerbil I'm getting FOMO