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1/3 @NonFunGerbils @stina_jones When #BearGerbil came out to play the bulls decided to stay away. The sudden ferocity of this cuddly bear, meant many choose to keep their distance and stare. When is it safe to return, do I need to see an ascending triangle pattern as not to burn? 2/3 While #CryptoWinter was indeed a harsher place, those with a passion saw it as a correction in an otherwise long race. BearGerbil was seasoned enough to know, there were plenty of good projects buried not too deep under the snow. 3/3 Time to fill my honey pot and get back to sleep, when I wake I'm sure I'll have more to eat! 🍯🐻🐹

1/2 In a world of standardized gerbil wheels, #ElonGerbil dared to be different. Never satisfied with just monetary gains, ElonGerbil chose to push the limits of space and time. Lifting off in South Africa and settling in Silicon Valley, ElonGerbil plotted his trips to Mars. 2/2 Never one to disappoint his ever-growing legion of Gerbil followers, #ElonGerbil created The Boring Company. To which on the release of the ‘not a flamethrower’ he decried, “let there be light”!

1/2 This gerbil did best when he kept his cards close to his chest. For no one else shall share this seed, I will recite it off by heart if ever it's in need! So when the moment of reckoning came, why did the magic code did not feel the same? 2/2 Password accepted, platform rejected, this gerbil is still stuck at the front door. So who is #TheGerbilWhoLostHisSeeds? Over 2 months stranded and still no help, a story that surely makes one welp! 🐹 @NonFunGerbils @songadaymann

1/3 @NonFunGerbils @ParisHilton #ThatsHotGerbil An innovator from back in the day, ThatsHotGerbil came to NFTs showing she's got game. Million dollar plus one of one's, this crypto queen came for more than just fun. 2/3 Iconic drops with leaders in the space, ThatsHotGerbil was shown to be full of grace. While admittedly being an undercover nerd, doubting her credibility became absurd. From dining with Ethereum heads, ThatsHotGerbil took their vision and lead. 3/3 An open decentralized space that showed creativity was key, ultimately ThatsHotGerbil knew this is where she wanted to be. 🌶️🐹

@NonFunGerbils An open sea dwelling rodent of considerable wisdom, Scaly Gerbil effortlessly flowed between metaverses of Hopium. Scaly's notoriety came from his solution to The Great Congestion. When Scaly decried to his furry followers, "Be water, my friend". #SuperHeroGerbil