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FOMO Gerbil
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FOMO Gerbil was the first you see, The concept gerbil a real OG. The original NonFunGerbil by design, He always thought that he would be fine. But FOMO Gerbil lives in fear, “You missed out” said the voice in his ear. Hoping he bought crypto in time, He watched the chart climb and climb. Then off a cliff those number fall, He bangs his head against the wall. “You were too soon” The voices laugh, As he looks in horror at the graph. When he gets nervous he chews his claws, And fiddles around with his paws. From that day on he could never sleep, He knew missing out would make him weep. He worries every single day, He’s worrying his life away. He dreams of FOMO every night, He worried so much his fur turned white. But the future is bright on FOMO’s path, The graph is just about to to ATH! This was the first gerbil design we ever had made, but we waited to release it and invited people to place FOMO Gerbil into relevant Twitter moments to win one.

Elon Gerbil
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#ElonGerbil has big dreams, There's more to him that Doge in memes. When he was just a gerbil pup, He decided the best direction was up. Travels tunnels at Mach five, Might be the smartest Gerbil alive.With his laced up little cyborg brain, He could be anything but Mundane. Only eats with a silver spoon, He has no plans to stop at the Moon. He showed us how he linked the stars, Now we're heading off to Mars

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Bear-gerbil looks around,🐹 Ger-Bull has been on a good run.:logobulls: “It’s time” he growls under his breath, Let’s make sure Ger-Bulls run is done! As they celebrate the all time high, :partyblobcat: Bear-gerbil starts a big landslide, 📉 The numbers all come crashing down, Ger-Bull’s will had been DiFi’d. Now it’s time to hibernate and rest, 💤 Before he settles down into his little cave, He gathers, collects and buys the dip. Then he will hodl and be brave. :strongflex:

#ElonGerbil has big dreams, There's more to him that Doge in memes. When he was just a gerbil pup, He decided the best direction was up. Travels tunnels at Mach five, Might be the smartest Gerbil alive.With his laced up little cyborg brain, He could be anything but Mundane. Only eats with a silver spoon, He has no plans to stop at the Moon. He showed us how he linked the stars, Now we're heading off to Mars

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The Gerbil Who Lost His Seeds Oh no! No! NOOO! What have I done? This is very VERY Non Fun. "Gerbil who lost his seeds" Is all I'll ever be! I just wanted to keep them safe and sound Now they may never be found. It all began wen Gerbil heard the tale of Decentral Forest. Legend has it thats where magic creatures hide. They say if you find the Meta Fox and share your Harvest he will give you secret seeds & an invisible wallet. He found that fox and made the trade but there was a little catch. Meta Fox warned him if anyone sees his secret seeds his bounty would vanish forever. Oh no! No! NOOO! What have I done? This is very VERY Non Fun. "Gerbil who lost his seeds" Is all I'll ever be! I just wanted to keep them safe and sound Now they may never be found. He quickly went to hide his seeds where noone would ever find them. He gathered all the treasure he could happy with his bounty. But Gerbil hid his seeds so well even he couldn't find them. Now he searches all day, and searches all night. If you ever see him it's quite a sad sight. He learned a lesson he'll never forget. The Gerbil who lost his seeds lives with regret. Oh no! No! NOOO! What have I done? This is very VERY Non Fun. "Gerbil who lost his seeds" Is all I'll ever be! I just wanted to keep them safe and sound Now they may never be found.

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1/2 Rekt Gerbil Rekt Gerbil liked to play, An ordinary gerbil by day, But a gambler at night. He always thought that he was right. FOMO made him go all in, He watched charts rise with a grin. Gerbil watched that crypto pump, Then watched in horror at it dump. 2/2 Gerbil lost his biggest bag, His life became a big drag. Try not to bring up the subject, Of the time that he got Rekt. Now FUD is always on his mind, It affects his daily grind, He only had himself to blame. Poor Gerbil will never be the same.

Who’s this gerbil we call a star? 🌟 All sparkles and glitter seen from afar. This gerbil is not just a pretty face, She’s a tomboy with lots of grace. Her favorite diamond has 4 paws, 🐶💎 ⚖ She even fights for tougher laws. You should know that she’s self-made, Because her endeavours are well played. ♟ This Gerbil is always on a mission, A real Boss Babe by definition. She had some big shoes to fill, 👠 Never missed a step and dressed to kill. This gerbil doesn’t know how to quit, She’s on top of the world and “Loves It” 🌏❤ She’s more than just an heiress, “That’s hot!”….It’s Paris 🔥🔥🔥

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@garyvee @NonFunGerbils #FOMOgerbil is spinning his wheel trying to get ready for 5/5! 😳 It's almost here! @TeamGaryVee

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@ToppsDigital @Topps @MLB @AtomicHub @waxstash @nfthiveio @cryptoslamio @NonFunGerbils poor #FOMOGERBIL his fear became reality. Missed another drop :(

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@beeple @NonFunGerbils #FOMOgerbil finds out about the @beeple raffle with just minutes left. He scrambles to enter the draw! Too late 😪

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FOMO Gerbil was the first NonFunGerbil. The real O.G. Gerbil. He doesn't fear anything but missing out. The first has nothing to fear.

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FOMO Gerbil FOMO Gerbil was the first you see, The concept gerbil a real OG. The original NonFunGerbil by design, He always thought that he would be fine. But FOMO Gerbil lives in fear, “You missed out” said the voice in his ear. Hoping he bought crypto in time, He watched the chart climb and climb. Then off a cliff those number fall, He bangs his head against the wall. “You were too soon” The voices laugh, As he looks in horror at the graph. When he gets nervous he chews his claws, And fiddles around with his paws. From that day on he could never sleep, He knew missing out would make him weep. He worries every single day, He’s worrying his life away. He dreams of FOMO every night, He worried so much his fur turned white. But the future is bright on FOMO’s path, The graph is just about to to ATH! 📈

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