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Bippity boppity #ballergerbil, 🏀 wishing he was a little bit #tallergerbil He’s got the mad packs, hypes the run it back, to the good old’ days with all the slick plays. A full set - Series 1 Base! How’s anyone gonna compete with that? In your face! 😉

"Patience" whispered the little #BearGerbil. Repeated so frequently, it became a mantra. The seeds of opportunity are always waiting to be found, especially for those gerbils who know where to look.

Betsy Gerbil was a stunner, she made a living shaking her tail. The bad banks did not approve, and froze her out 😱 Now, this didn’t stop Betsy - she saw the demand & knew her worth. She squeaked a few bleeps and moved right over to minting her #CensoredGerbil tail on ETH 😉

1/5 #ElfGerbil ❄️The winter holiday season is full of magic and wonder, extending between the physical and digital realms. ✨ 🎉Such cheer and joy for all, every gerbil - big and small! 🤔Just take a minute to imagine it: 2/5 #ElfGerbil 🧦Stockings overflowing, oh so many seeds and tokens! 🎄An abundance of trees decorated in popcorn and other sweet snacks. 🔥Cozy fires and yule logs to keep spirits high and toes toasty. 🎁And the gifts... such beautiful wrapping paper and ribbons and bows! 3/5 #ElfGerbil ⁉️ But wait - every #ElfGerbil knows, deep down, that it's a trap! 🔎The picture-perfect never-visible tape lines that are *not* present on the presents, at the overlaps and folds of the wrapping paper, reveal everything you need to know. 4/5 #ElfGerbil ⚠️You see, it involves the most dangerous material and precarious process of all - far beyond even dark magic in terms of the risks. 😢One small slip, even a single mis-step, and a gerbil is stuck forever. 5/5 #ElfGerbil 🎁Of course, you don't get perfectly wrapped gifts without the use of... ⚠️DOUBLE-SIDED STICKY TAPE! ⚠️

Secret code baby names & twisting whiskers with stars - Rumors about #ElonGerbil move faster than Tesla cars. Doge and bitcoin alike, envied by plebs conversing at bars To the moon the plebs say - but they all wrong, target's Mars!

@NonFunGerbils Farmer Gerbil had a pool DeFi Defi Oh! And in that pool arrived 3 bots Sell High, Buy Low, Go! With the #UNII coin here And the #RARI coin there Here a bot, there a bot Everywhere a bot bot Farmer Gerbil had a pool filled with $WHALE coin - hodl!

1/4 #RugPullGerbil had a certain charisma about them, inspiring awe & wonder at how high he could stack the tokens during his sidewalk shows. He performed his feats on the most beautiful rug laid out on the ground (for gerbil feet are delicate and do not appreciate... 2/4 His show grew a larger audience each day, gerbils bringing their own tokens to see who could make the highest or most unique stack. After all tokens were stacked each show, they'd all step back to admire the impressive token architecture before gathering up their share and... 3/4 ... heading their separate ways. That is, until the last show... when they all stepped off the rug to admire the largest token stacks yet, and #RugPullGerbil gave a firm tug to one corner. The tokens all toppled down, the stacks no longer neat and the tokens... 4/4 all falling through the slats of the previously rug-covered sewer grate, and into the waiting bags of RugPullRat below.

@NonFunGerbils Behold, the tails - both the long and short of the #GerbilofWallStreet and hamster, Cheeks The trades and the schemes, as goes the report based on shady dealings and secretive leaks Ever more infamous, in word and in deed Their operation went bust when Cheeks swallowed the seed

@NonFunGerbils #LibertyGerbil is one smart🍪, she knows that liberty can be defined as "the power or scope to act as one pleases" but also that "power without restraint is tyranny." She knows that ultimate power comes from being inclusive, respectful & helping all gerbils ❤️🧡💛...

1/2 Once upon a blockchain near me, browsing OpenSea listings leery, Is the @AvastarsNFT bundle that I've been eyeing truly epic, or - Alas, the gas spikes neverending, all the tx are stuck pending; 2/2 Is that the coveted @cryptokitties Starchild, posted just below the floor?! RIP the gwei, it's burning burning burning... #PendingGerbil forevermore

@NonFunGerbils @Hackatao Gerbil logged in, found eth for spending! Joined Discord communities to get to friending. Needed some advice on what to buy, Submitted their bids and let out a big sigh! Hopped on the wheel until tx success Poor #PendingGerbil is now a hot mess 😓🐭

1/3 We all know #FarmerGerbil - but how well do you know his second-cousin #PepeGerbil? PepeGerbil was not born into golden fields and fertile soil as was his gerbil kin we know, but rather spawned from the marshy swampland more befitting froggos and trolls. 2/3 The rumors swirled amongst the family about his greenish hue, enlarged eyes and extraordinary meme skills, but always as hushed whispers and cheeky anon forum posts. Legend has it that #PepeGerbil has diamond paws, but his obsession is a single putrid rotting seed - 3/3 practically compost at this point of decomposition within his clenched paw. It wouldn't have grown even if it had been planted, but he holds tight to the seed and the hope that it may one day transform into a magical money tree - no action needed.

Markets are like wheels: Up and down, around and around Except… hop off when you’re up Hodl on when you’re down Timing is key, patience more Poor #REKTgerbil got it swapped And ended up on the floor 📉

Sparkle... sparkle... sparkle. That's how it goes. It's more than just the effect of the light glinting off the treasure, more than the actual sound when you first find it -You know the sound, just like in the movies when they portray the angelic gerbils singing, their robes and fur flowing in the breeze, the greatest revelation! It's the feeling you get, deep down, realizing your hype - nay! your very existence! is vibrating at the same frequency as the treasure you've discovered. For, really,what is a Treasure Hunt Gerbil without a treasure? And maybe more than that... would it even be treasure without a gerbil to hunt for it?

1/3 Should it be a hard or soft fork, pondered the #ForkingGerbil . After all, the repeated squeaks of “fork this” were persistent and growing louder, but they were not clear on which path to take. As if it were even a choice, really... 2/3 With a soft fork, going back to past gerbils was possible - they may not be any better than they were before (something about not being able to teach an old gerbil new tricks), but no gerbils left behind. Leaving bigger gerbil pools certainly has appeal for some. But ohhhh, 3/3 there’s nothing like the hard forks - there’s no going back after one of those. Gerbils hard forked & tossed aside, making a clean break. Out with the old & in with only the new and/or improved. What a silly question, #ForkingGerbil thought... it’s a hard fork or nothing at all!

1/4 @NonFunGerbils #superherogerbil #supersparklegerbil The world is made up of all sorts of gerbils - heroes, villains and a spectrum comprised mostly of an unremarkable grey furry blur in between. Mostly, anyway. As with everything else in the world, there are some exceptions. 2/4 For example: #supersparklegerbil ! ⚡️Powers include: ⚡️ ✨neverending sparkle supply, great for adding decorative flare and also blinding trolls 😠deathy-ist death glare that can only ever be seen once 3/4 💖 nauseating optimism and faith in gerbil-kind ✨💣 moar glitter bombs, for good measure! ☠️exceptionally skilled at killing houseplants, booping bots and squelching spammers 4/4 😜 sass. so much sass. Are these the powers of a superhero or a villain? Look, sometimes the lines blur a bit and no one likes a judgemental jerboa. She's got a flowy cape, just roll with it.