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1/2 @NonFunGerbils "What is that?" Newbiegerbil looked at a big crater in the woods. "Ah" answered his uncle, "That is where #100xLeverageGerbil tried to harvest hazelnuts last year, using dynamite. We never saw him again." 2/2 Newbiegerbil looked at the hole as he contemplated all the tempting opportunities. It was all about timing, and correct calculations. Done right... his whiskers were vibrating with excitement. He knew for sure that he was the genius that would be the next #100xLeverageGerbil

@NonFunGerbils #BallerGerbil breathed slowly as his black eyes scanned quickly over the challenges ahead. He would need to move instantly the moment he heard the click; Jump 10x his height, take a salto in the air through the hoop, and grab the pack that was there, or not.

The #BearGerbil tried to open his eyes. It was painful, sun was so bright on the sky. He tried to breath, but the air was scorching hot. He dragged himself back to his bed, cryptowinter was definetly not over yet, time to sleep some more. @NonFunGerbils @stina_jones

1/2 #BraveNewGerbil No one belongs to anyone Everyone belongs to everyone (That’s what CCO is about anyway, isn’t it?) The #BraveNewGerbil looked at his new batch of bottle breeds with enhanced AI capabilities. 2/2 He hoped he hadn’t mixed up the alpha and the beta keys. Or was it the private and the public keys? Anyway, it was too late to retreat. Now it was just to wait for reveal.

#CastlePartyGerbil makes his entrance in style. In his tartan kilt He rides the Bitcoin Bull Standing, with a whisky in one hand, a cheese in the other No one dares trash his parties for everyone knows That with bare hands He battles the grumpiest winter Bears

1/2 #CensoredGerbil woke up one BEEP morning in his BEEP BEEP and went to get himself some BEEP and a cup of BEEP. Then he took his BEEP to BEEP and parked outside a BEEP bookstore. He went inside and walked straight to the BEEP BEEP. 2/2 There he picked up a book with the cover "Censorship resistant journal". With some luck, we will find out what he actually do tomorrow.

@NonFunGerbils The #CounterfeitGerbil wanted to collect yet another piece from one of his favorite writers. So he threw in a half-written tweet in a hurry to secure the glorious price

@NonFunGerbils The #DeFiGerbil stretched out happily in the sunshine. The laws of math and physics kept that warmth coming down at regular intervals without him having to push it out of the sea each morning. That's convenient

@NonFunGerbils #ElfGerbil checked his notes. The instructions from Santa was simple enough: "Everything up". He gazed at the World machine control board and started to hit the buttons. Hopefully this would do the trick.

@NonFunGerbils #ElonGerbil is quite mad He hasn't slept the last decade As he eats his radioactive cheese he says: "For me it is rather clear; I need my brain to be nuclear!" @NonFunGerbils

1/4 @NonFunGerbils #Farmergerbil looked at the package of artificial fertilizer he'd just bought on the internet. 100X growth enhancer. The instructions seemed simple enough: "Sprinkle thinly on dry earth over newly sown seeds". The list of warnings though... 2/4: "Never use without proper protecting gear. Don't get in touch with direct sunlight. Don't expose to water. Don't inhale. Don't get in direct contact with skin or eyes." And so on for another ten pages. He skimmed fast through 3/4: Until he came to the end of it: "If these precautions are not followed, there's severe risk of: Instant combustion. spontaneous mutations. Irrational itching. Tail knotting. Earth implosions. Expected success rate <10%. All use is on own risk. " 4/4: The #Farmergerbil made the calculations quickly in his head. This was a no-brainer. He fired up the fertilizer spreader and emptied the whole bag into it.

1/3 The #RugPullGerbil studied the drawings on the pumpkin seed vault one last time. He had configured it carefully. The vault was placed directly above a waterfilled cave where he could easily maneuver his boat. 2/3 The only thing keeping the seeds from falling down into the cave was the rug that covered the hole in the floor. He had discovered the cave last year, and the last couple of months he’d been busy advertising this wonderful secure and safe storage place to everyone he knew. 3/3 #RugPullGerbil dried a tear of self pity when he thought about how life in exile would be after this coup. Then he took a good grip on the lever on the cave wall and pulled the rug.

1/4 #TheGerbilofWallStreet A year ago We had so much fun with Math and Word Just playing around minting for fun But then these serious finance people came around and destroyed our playground They made it into Wallstreet 2/4 I watch #TheGerbilofWallStreet in his nice suit Firing up the DeFi bots Eating up the free space in the blocks With a fork and a knife, they eat high gwei 3/4 he Ethereum price rockets aim for the moon with the army of #TheGerbilofWallStreet 's firing up their sigars watching the fireworks... 4/4 And I jump into the game for Flow the baby Cadence, a hope for fun? The beautiful art that touched my heart the #TheGerbilofWallStreet ate it all With the moon left behind, they aim for the stars 5/4 For reference: Project mentioned in this very abstract piece of poetry are: Math: https://opensea.io/collection/math Word: https://opensea.io/collection/word Flow @flowblockchain Cadence: https://docs.onflow.org/cadence/tutorial/00-introduction/

1/5 Late one night, when the moon was full, #HODLgerbil sat outside his house watching the sky. Suddenly he spotted something twinkling from a crows nest high up in a tree. He was breathtaken. 2/5 From that day on #HODLgerbil spent all his time collecting crows nest with treasures, polishing every shiny thing he found. Continuously waiting for the next full moon to show up on a cloudless night, so his treasures could shine once again. 3/5 The other gerbils felt a bit sorry for #HODLgerbil, that kept hunting for these shiny things instead of filling his lair with edible stuff. They wondered if he'd starve when the winter came. 4/5 Some nights the #HODLgerbil wondered if the other gerbils where right, and he sat up all night shaking with fear. But then, a tiny piece of moonlight broke through the thick clouds, and he got his faith back. 5/5 For one day, it would come a cloudless night with a full moon, and #HODLgerbil's treasures would shine once again.

The #ICOGerbil sat one day and wondered on how to profit on his underground network. He watched the trees and got the idea of offering safe underground storage, with long term ownership in a hazelnut forest. @NonFunGerbils After filling up the lair with nuts from everyone he knew, winter came and snow covered it all. When spring came, #ICOgerbil discovered he'd eaten all the nuts, so he kept digging and went underground forever @NonFunGerbils

1/3 The gerbils were running in their hamster wheels in their locked cages. The bloodshot eyes were staring unfocused, the green liquid on the bottles strapped to the cage were dripping straight into their vein and made them understand that the only thing to do... 2/3 was to keep running. The world machine was creaking on the hinges, close to collapse. The Flash of neon lights from barely working commercial signs were the only light in the room. The Vision came to them each night, 3/3 and sometimes even through hallucinations during day. They saw the #LibertyGerbil. Breaking up the cages, crushing the wheels and the bottles, splashing green liquid everywhere. And showing them the way out to the cave, to sunlight and the smell of fresh air.

@NonFunGerbils The #Moongerbil gathered all his friends for the big party. It was the Meuwn, the Spacet-ravelling winged cat, and the cat that couldn't spot the difference between a basketball and a football. They all wanted to go with the @flow_blockchain for takeoff into a new space.

1/4 @NonFunGerbils The #PendingGerbil drew his breath nervously. Fail Dropped Dropped and Replaced There were nothing in this world he feared more. 2/4 @NonFunGerbils He looked at the chords that crossed the abyss in front of him. They were loaded with pending gerbils, clinging for their life. No open space to be seen. 3/4 @NonFunGerbils The world machine creaked under the load. As the wheel turned and settled on a new block with a load bang, the chords vibrated, and short shrieks were heard as tired paws lost their grip and the gerbils fell into oblivion. 4/4 @NonFunGerbils #PendingGerbil closed his eyes, sent a short prayer to @VitalikButerin, and took the leap.

#PEPEgerbil was born in a swamp by unknown parents. They didn't have many neighbors, because of the high amount of toxic waste in the dam, but they had a juicy can of worms they admired each day, looking forward to the day they got visitors and could open it up for the feast

@NonFunGerbils #PrepperGerbil had known it all along that a disaster was bound to happen, sooner or later, and now the day was finally here. He looked back to his deep tunnels filled up with all kind of useful stuff over several years. Then he sealed off the entrance and sat down happily in his chamber with a large chunk of aged cheese. No more would anyone laugh of him because his grandmother was a hamster.

1/4 #REKTgerbil looked at the burning forrest in front of him. The air was full of ashes, but now it had started raining and the sight cleared up as the rain washed the air and made the ashes stick to his fur. What had happened? 2/4 2/ He vaguely remembered something about apes, beans, moon and earth. First the rockets going to the new planet of the apes had overheated and put the whole world on fire. Then in the confusion afterwards some moon rockets had crashed to earth and taken fire. 3/4 He had run for his life with just some magic beans in his pockets, but now some people started to tell him that those beans had been sold him by a snake oil salesman. 4/4 #REKTgerbil didn't know what to believe anymore, he just wished tomorrow could come fast, and he would never farm anything except real oak nuts the rest of his life.

1/2 #ThatsHotGerbil Once upon a time a little gerbil got lost into the deepest core of the world machine. They found him after a day of searching, laying unconscious on the floor close to the inner flaming core of creation where the parts of the world machine where molded. 2/2 He was forever quiet after that day. Except, they could sometimes hear him wishper "That's hot!" as his eyes where fixated at someone being deep in the process of creation. And they would all know that was a moment when someone had tapped into the core.

The Treasure Hunt Gerbil looked down on his map. Or was it really a map? For outsiders it would look more like a piece of paper that had copied a mix of Greek letters and Egyptian hieroglyphs. "Well" he thought, "It is almost time." He kept decoding the symbols. "When the Sun, the Earth and the brightest star in The Great Gerbil is forming a straight line, there will be a flare of solar storms, forcing the magnetic field in the World Machine to align, and the electron spins will all point the same way, and open up the cave of the Ethereum diamond with first ray of moonlight". So the prophecy foretold, and he Treasure Hunt Gerbil took up the torch and went straight into the deep dark unknown to find the hidden cave

The legend says, the #UnicornGerbil lives at the end of the rainbow with a cask of gold. He is the dream you need to catch, and the cat you need to beat, to reach your goals of riches. @NonFunGerbils

1/3 @NonFunGerbils The #ZKgerbil sighed. If he had known this was what he'd signed up to... It had sounded so tempting, being a secret agent with his own cave. Now he just missed his friends in the big world machine. 2/3 He would have given the tip of his tail for that feeling of ten layers of furs and whiskers, frantically trying to avoid a spinning claw in the eye while trying to deliver a message. 3/3 Ok, red and green button lighting up. He read the manual carefully. That means I'll push the yellow and black button over there. Another message coming in, and then another. One day...

1/5 The world machine had been making weird noises for some time now. The gerbils collapsed inn their sleeping quarters after another hard turn at the wheel, trying to save as many #PendingGerbil's as possible from oblivion. @NonFunGerbils #ForkingGerbil 2/5 The #ForkingGerbil woke up abruptly to the sound of sirens. 3/5 The red alarm lights were blinking, panicked gerbils running everywhere. The message on the loudspeaker was clear though. «This is an emergency, all young gerbils to the upper tunnels! I repeat, Emergency, all young gerbils to the upper tunnels!» 4/5 The #ForkingGerbil ran like he never had run before. The sound of schrieking metal intensifing in his ears. It kept getting louder, until it grew to a level where he had to just sit down and cover his ears and eyes. 5/5 When he opened them again, he saw just unfamiliar faces around. The way back was sealed off, and he realized with a bang: He was never seeing his family again. He was a #ForkingGerbil.

1/2 @NonFunGerbils The #SuperHeroGerbil you know Have a bit of everything you ever wished for The sweets, the dreams, the rainbows and the unicorn The ability to stop the bots grabbing your favorite nft just before you 2/2 He make the defi sharks fall alseep, making gas affordable. With a swing of the wand everyone is kind, all toxic complaint gone by the wind oh, I need this #SuperHeroGerbil here right now The #NFTFairyGerbil, that's the one I wait for.

@VIV3com @BenMauro993 @flow_blockchain All my North-American friends this week: @NonFunGerbils #FOMOGerbil @flow_blockchain #FLOWMO!

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